Things I Do Not Find Amusing: A Reference for my Children
1. Having children call my cell phone incessantly from the house phone while standing in another room just to screech in my ear. I can hear you just fine without the added technology.
2. Any form of brother on brother peeing.
3. Dump it—no matter what it is that is being dumped or where said stuff is being dumped, I don't like the practice in general.
4. Watching you tear down the hill on your bikes at top speed and then having you sit at the bottom and scream for me to push you up.
5. Being locked out of the house and or bathroom is never-ever funny.
6. Walking in a room to hear water running—especially with the all too familiar sound of it splashing on the floor
7. Messing up of recently cleaned rooms
8. Coloring on anything but specifically designated coloring paper including, but not limited to walls, couches, tables and each other
9. Playing with my belly while giggling and shouting about how chubby I am.
10. Drinking the bath water—especially after brother on brother peeing.
2. Any form of brother on brother peeing.
3. Dump it—no matter what it is that is being dumped or where said stuff is being dumped, I don't like the practice in general.
4. Watching you tear down the hill on your bikes at top speed and then having you sit at the bottom and scream for me to push you up.
5. Being locked out of the house and or bathroom is never-ever funny.
6. Walking in a room to hear water running—especially with the all too familiar sound of it splashing on the floor
7. Messing up of recently cleaned rooms
8. Coloring on anything but specifically designated coloring paper including, but not limited to walls, couches, tables and each other
9. Playing with my belly while giggling and shouting about how chubby I am.
10. Drinking the bath water—especially after brother on brother peeing.
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