1.    If you get dressed right now I’ll let you brush your teeth, but 1 time only!

2.    One person on the potty at a time. Oh fine, but you’ve gotta go backwards.

3.    If you’re going to jump off the table, put some blankets down first and be careful for your owie.

4.    Dogs don’t like to be vacuumed.

5.    Get your foot out of the dog food.

6.    Get your shoe out of the dog food.

7.    JUST GET AWAY FROM THE DOG FOOD!

8.    No more numnums. If I feed you any more you’re going to end up on Maury with a chicken bone in your hand!

9.    No squatting in the bathtub!

10. Everybody out! THAT is why we don’t squat in the bathtub!