Hi! My Name Is...

Having been inspired by my children’s back to school name tags that list all of their vital information, I have decided to fashion one of my own to save myself some time and irritation in these hectic first days.


   

I figure that wearing this bad boy around my neck could potentially save me 20-30 unwanted conversations and save my kids years of therapy.

But, since this sticker use would probably be viewed as distasteful, I will brace myself for the looks, questioning glances at my abdomen and endless banter that goes hand in hand with traveling with my entourage.  I will take pride in people's questions of wondering how I do it, secretly assuring myself that they're just jealous of my Super Mothering skills.  I will eagerly anticipate all new encounters, waiting, wondering what people are going to ask.

Or I will hurry to and from places, avoiding eye contact and passing out constipated smiles as responses when I do in fact get cornered.  Either way we go, it's going to be a heck of a school year!

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