Ten Things I’ve Said Today That Prove I’m a Stellar Parent
10. Don’t drink the bath water.
9. I don’t care that there are toys in your eyes and they can’t close…go to bed!
8. That’s why we don’t wear shorts in the winter.
7. Get your foot out of your brother’s food.
6. Don’t bite the dog.
5. If you fall off the couch again, I’m not going to feel sorry for you.
4. We don't do snow angels in the middle of a parking lot.
3. If you don’t come with me right now I’m going to turn off the lights and let the squeaky noise get you.
2. Suck it up, he didn’t hit you that hard.
1. He just peed in there, that’s why we don’t drink the bath water.
OK, this made me laugh really hard. I'm catching up on your blog while waiting for your article to appear at Cribsheet. Very funny.
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You are clearly a fantastic parent. This list rocks!
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Hi everyone. It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
I am from Jamaica and learning to read in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Stop excessive sweating from causes to cures."
With best wishes
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